Malta Man Finds Wife's G-Spot

By Fred Furnace

Published March 29th, 2015

MALTA – After more than 15 years of searching, Melvin McMahon of Malta has finally found his wife's elusive G-spot.

"I started to think the whole G-spot thing was a myth," stated McMahon. "I mean, I've tried everything: I've read books; I've purchased gadgets and gizmos — but I was never able to get my wife to that level of ecstasy. And as a result, when it came to our sex life, she could take it or leave it."

Well, that apparently changed Saturday night.

"I don’t know what I did or how I did it, but I finally broke through and found that sucker. It was awesome,” McMahon said.

McMahon's wife, Mindy, declined comment.

But according to McMahon, she is very pleased with the development and has already agreed to have intercourse again with her husband later this month.